Have you ever have the feeling that you are plagiarizing something? It’s the uncomfortable feeling. Maybe you did it on purpose, as in a school project. Maybe you were writing a convincing character’s speech, which started to sound more like the Gettysburg Address rather than what you thought it would sound like. I sympathize. This prompt might have been plagiarized, but know that it was unintentional. And if anyone finds out where something like this was from, please comment!
“You know,” he gasped, “One of these days I’m going to take up a normal hobby, like bowling.”